Preference jokes

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

I like moldy food.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

I like penis in my bum!

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

I love big hot sexy men.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.