Preference jokes
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.