Poverty jokes

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.