Poverty jokes
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.