Poverty jokes
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.