Poverty jokes
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Beans and toast.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.