Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Poverty Jokes
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
