Poverty jokes
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I get more care packages than Africa.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.