Poverty jokes
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I get more care packages than Africa.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.