A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
Gold Tooth
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This joke is about a guy with a gold tooth. Someone who can't see asks him for money, and he jokes that he's got a gold tooth, implying he's rich. But here's the kicker, numb-nuts: he used to have a gold tooth, meaning he sold it for money. Now he's as broke as you are!