Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
