Poverty jokes
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.