New Poverty Jokes

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”

A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home

I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.

What's the difference between orphans and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.