Poverty jokes
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.