Tramp jokes

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.