Inequality jokes
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.