One Sock

This joke uses a pun. It makes a surprising and slightly crude connection between a woman's menstrual cycle and a missing sock. The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly uncomfortable nature of the punchline, as well as the implication of blood loss and the related hygiene issues.

• Period
• Lady
• Woman
• Homeless
• Hygiene
• Clothing

• How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing! What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
• How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
• Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
• What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.