Pop culture jokes
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You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.