Pop culture jokes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Memes
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."