Pop culture jokes
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
El/11: Ego, My Lego.