Pop culture jokes
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Memes
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.