Pop culture jokes
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.