Pop culture jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Memes
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.