Pop culture jokes
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?