Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Pop Culture Jokes
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
