Pop culture jokes
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"