Pop culture jokes
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"