Pop culture jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.