Pop culture jokes
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Memes
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"