Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Dr. House
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."