Pop culture jokes
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Memes
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.