Pop culture jokes
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.