I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Pop Culture Jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
