Pop culture jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?

People choose Pokemon.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

Weedle will make you high.

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

Because he sexually kids 😂

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

Which band doesn’t make music?

One Direction.

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

What's the difference between MJ and myself?

Nothing at all.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.