Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
"Among Us" tea water.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Kenshiro is already dead.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Mario (DYM 150).
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
