Pop culture jokes
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.