Pop culture jokes
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids đ
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite movie?
Black and white.
Which band doesnât make music?
One Direction.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael doesnât fart. Jackson does.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.