Pop culture jokes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Weedle will make you high.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.