Bugs Bunny jokes
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
