Pop culture jokes
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."