Pop culture jokes
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
seggsy colonel sanders
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?