Pop culture jokes
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Memes
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Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
El/11: Ego, My Lego.