Pop culture jokes
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
SHrek
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.