Pop culture jokes

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"