Pop culture jokes
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"