Pop culture jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
seggsy colonel sanders
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?