Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Weedle will make you high.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
