Pop culture jokes

What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?

"Billie Jean is not my lover!"

Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

"Hee hee touch my pp."

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.