Pop culture jokes
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Memes
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪