Pop culture jokes
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.