Pop culture jokes
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Memes
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.