When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Pop Culture Jokes
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
