Pop culture jokes
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!