What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
