Pop culture jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Memes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"