Pop culture jokes

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.