Pop culture jokes
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
The ultimate speedrun
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."