Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Pop Culture Jokes
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
