Pop culture jokes
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Stand ready for my arrival chris
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."