Pop culture jokes
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Memes
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."