Pop culture jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Memes
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"