Pop culture jokes
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Who would you choose?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.