Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
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Who would you choose?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.