Pop culture jokes
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.