Pop culture jokes
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
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What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."