You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Pop Culture Jokes
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
