Pop culture jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Who would you choose?
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.