Pop culture jokes
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?