Pop culture jokes
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.