Pop culture jokes
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.