The 25+ Best Jean Jokes

A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans

You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”

*Apple bottom jeans plays”

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.

Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!

What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans

What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed

Billies Jeans

What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022

But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans!

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.