A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans!
what do you say win your brother has to many jeans gene lousise
jeans! (DYM 98)
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
