Pop culture jokes

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

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Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.