Pop culture jokes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
"Hee hee touch my pp."
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.