Pop culture jokes

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Michael Jackson.

He's a Fortnite kid, haha!

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

"Among Us" tea water.

Ariana Grande, where are you?

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂