Pop culture jokes
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
"Hee hee touch my pp."
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Michael Jackson.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.