Pop culture jokes
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Michael Jackson.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
"Among Us" tea water.
Ariana Grande, where are you?