Pop culture

Pop culture jokes

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

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