Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
