Pop culture jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.