Pop culture jokes
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
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Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"