Politics jokes
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Biden... get it?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Make America Great Britain again!