From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I'm glad.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
