Politics jokes
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
When you fail art school.
Memes
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Biden... get it?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.