Politics jokes
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
"Let's go Brandon!"
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
This is American politics that is not true.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.