Politics jokes
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
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How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Biden... get it?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."