Politics jokes
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Memes
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.