Politics jokes
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Biden... get it?
Hey, America. No towers? :(
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Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.