Politics jokes

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

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He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

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Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?