Politics jokes
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
When you fail art school.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Brazil is a joke.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!