Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Politics Jokes
America and UK are a joke.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Obama got Osama.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
