Politics jokes
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.