Politics jokes
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Trump's mom.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.