Politics jokes
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.