Politics jokes

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

The convoy truckers are a joke.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Brazil is a joke.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Make America Great Britain again!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

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