Politics jokes
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
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Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
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A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."