Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
Super Boy from Korea.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
