Politics

Politics jokes

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

String

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Memes

Guy

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Quarter

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Chess

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Goodbye

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Donald Trump

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Israel

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.