Politics jokes

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Brazil is a joke.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

The convoy truckers are a joke.

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

Make America Great Britain again!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

When you fail art school.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

What do you call a blind Nazi?

A Not-See!

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.