If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is that two men can't actually conceive, so anything they 'make' in that department is just bathroom waste. It's a low-effort biological insult, which is probably the only level of logic you can handle since you still struggle with Velcro shoes.