Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about a play on words. In chess, you need towers (rooks) and a queen to play. But the joke is also saying the USA doesn't have the World Trade Center towers anymore and England doesn't have a queen to rule the country (they have a King now). You probably didn't even know England had a King now, did you?