Politics jokes
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?