God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Obama got Osama.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
