Politics jokes
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Memes
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
ememe
Hey, America. No towers? :(