Politics jokes
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
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Hey, America. No towers? :(
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Biden... get it?