Politics

Politics jokes

Trump

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

War

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

Memes

Weapon

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Pirate

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Day

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Flag

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

Hitler

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Tree

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.