Politics jokes
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Memes
Looks about right
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Brazil is a joke.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Biden... get it?
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.