Politics jokes
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Memes
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!