"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Politics Jokes
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Biden... get it?
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
