Politics jokes
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Memes
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Ukraine.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.