Homesick Abortion

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, super dark. It's playing on the colors of the American flag – red, white, and blue. Then it throws you for a loop by saying it "crawls up your leg." But the punchline? It's a "homesick abortion." Basically, it's saying the aborted fetus misses being inside the womb so much it's trying to crawl back in. You probably thought you were smart, huh? Well, jokes on you, because it took you this long to figure out!