Politics jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
I think DJT has FTD.
Memes
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.