Politics jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Labor party.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Heil Kyle!
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.