Politics jokes
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Memes
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Labor party.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Hitler was a nazi.