Politics jokes
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Labor party.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕