Politics jokes
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
BIDEN!
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Adolf Hitler
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"