Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Politics Jokes
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
Abortion is bad.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
