Politics jokes
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Trump is ass.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Heil Kyle!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.