Politics jokes
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
"Sharing is communism."
Putin's Brain:
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
"Nahtzee"
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
North Korea?
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.