Politics jokes

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

Why didn't Biden get the virus?

He sniffed everyone!

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Joe Biden deez nuts.

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.