Politics jokes

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Joe Biden deez nuts.

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.