Politics jokes
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
Hitler.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"