Politics jokes

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?

They both make terrible hunters.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

Why didn't Biden get the virus?

He sniffed everyone!

Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Joe Biden deez nuts.

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.