Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Politics Jokes
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
China.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
