I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic. Next, google 'God in Aramaic'. See the results for yourself. <3
How do you say nose in Spanish?
hmm.... No se.
What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
What did the chinese guy say to the italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
