Politics jokes
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Super Boy from Korea.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Trump, must I say more?
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
North Korea?