Politics jokes
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Abortion is not a joke.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
"Let's go Brandon!"
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
All hail President Trump!
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.