Politics jokes
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Abortion is not a joke.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨