Caillou's New Stepdad Squirrels and Stains

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

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Listen here, you snowflake. This joke's layin' it on thick, see? You got Trump tellin' Caillou that a squirrel ate their pizza and stole his dad role. Then lil' bald Caillou is askin' why he's bald and Trump just straight up calls him a 'massive shit stain'. I mean if you still don't understand, it’s cuz you don't have brain cells.

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