IKEA jokes
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Memes
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Community
Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more