A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Sitting for Boris
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that the dude is in a wheelchair, so he can't stand for Boris, get it? He SITS for Boris! This is like when you try to build a birdhouse but end up nailing your shoe to the wall. You're trying, but you're just... not getting it right.