Trump.
Politics Jokes
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Man, I hate the government.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
When is Donald Trump?
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Capitalism.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Borders are fat.
