Politics jokes
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Memes
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
I'm glad.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
New protest.
What is the difference between the human rights?
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.