Politics jokes
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
"Nahtzee"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
New protest.
I'm glad.