I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Abortion is not a joke.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
All hail President Trump!
"Let's go Brandon!"
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
