Politics jokes

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

"Nahtzee"

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.