Politics

Politics Jokes

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.

Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."

Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"

Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."

Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...

I've seen too many of them get elected.