Politics jokes
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Trump is ass.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Adolf Hitler
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?