Politics jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Adolf Hitler
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.