Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
hillary for president
What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
