Politics

Politics jokes

Why is suicide illegal?

Because it destroys government property.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 US election.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."