Politics jokes
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.