so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
What is the Mexican police number 9 Juan Juan
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash and the next day the Police is asking If you bombed the School.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.
Why canβt you yell at a kid Because the cops are after you
If cops are called pigs then security guards are piglets
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful. And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him. And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny. Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ΜMi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Μ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ΜYes sir! Μ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ΜForks and knives, forks and knives! Μ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ΜGoody-goody gumdrops! Μ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You Μre under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
