Please Touch Museum Sound

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the "Please Touch Museum" sounds like "police touch museum." And why would the police be touchin' stuff there? Well, genius, it's 'cause they gotta keep an eye out for the pedos. You probably think museums are just for lookin' at stuff, huh? Newsflash: bad guys can be anywhere, even places where kids are havin' fun.