Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
The school shotter when the cops show up be like:
Aint nothing gunna break my stride, aint nothing gunna hold me down. Oh oh. Ive got to keep on moving.
Why dosnt the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
A man enters the bank and says, 'hi I'm robin, you'? The man was arrested instantly.
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
i killed a man in 94
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
