What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? special force’s
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
Why do the police never catch the orphan? The orphan is not wanted
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
