Police jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.