The best part about Poland šµš± is the the police lights are different
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she wantās to change, but when she see a knife she just canāt help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one ā and let the other one off
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
911, whatās your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
āI think my daddy want to kill meā the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughterās voice.
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ĢCan i see your flashlight? Ģ and the cop says Ģjust give me your license and registration. Ģ so drunk guy says Ģnot until you give me your flashlight. Ģ the cop said Ģfor what? Ģ and the drunk guy says Ģso i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. Ģ
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
