Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
The Orphan Robber
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, nimrod. So, get this, orphans, right? They ain't got no parents. And when they try to be robbers, people say they're 'not wanted'. It's like a double meaning, see? 'Cause orphans ain't wanted 'cause they got no folks, and also 'cause nobody wants a robber. You probably still don't get it, you uncultured swine.