Poetry jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.

The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.