Poetry jokes
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.