Poetry

Poetry jokes

Finger

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Monkey

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Smile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Weed

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Gun

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

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  • Fish

    Doctor Seuss break up lines:

    "One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

    Marriage

    A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.

    The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.

    Gum

    Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

    Rhyme

    I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

    Welcome for the rhyme.