Sumo jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.