Sumo jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Sumona.
Suiiiii!
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Homo Simpson"
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!