Sumo jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.