New Players Jokes

Why can’t Americans play chess?

They lost 2 towers.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.