Players jokes
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
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